What to do With Shoes
What would you do
if you had one leg instead of two?
You certainly would do more hopping,
but it might be hard to go shoe shopping,
for, you see, they come in pairs or “twos”,
so what would you do with all the extra shoes?
The average person has five pairs or six.
What would you do with all these unwanted kicks?
Would you fill them with dirt and pot some plants?
Would you paint them and give them to your aunts?
Would you use them as a stand to hold your phone?
Would you give them to your dog instead of a bone?
Would you cook up some fresh shoe stew?
Wait. Forget that last one. Ew.
That’s enough silliness. This poem’s done.
You’re perfect with two legs, one leg, or none.